January 2010
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Jury Duty
I have jury duty on January 27 and for the first time ever, I can actually go. Over the years, I’ve learned a lot about juries from television. Specifically from 30 Rock.
And I’ve developed a prejudice towards men, women, children, blacks, whites, asians, people from Ohio, all religions, most animals and three types of fruit.
Wait, am I under oath?
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SEEING RED.
It’s January 7th. I hate to be doing this now. But that’s kind of the point.
Why, oh why, is the Valentine’s merchandise already out?
I saw it sneaking in before Christmas was even over. A tiny display at Michael’s with heart-shaped suckers and other pink travesties. I felt its power, its delicious temptation. I also foresaw the escalation.
The rows and rows of heartfelt...
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A brief summary of my vacation.
Glorious.
December 2009
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November 2009
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Twilight at midnight - A memoir
It just happened. I wasn’t going to read the Twilight books. And then I started one and couldn’t stop. Some people might liken it to a drug addiction, but I think it’s much more like slipping into a coma. You’re in the real world, pretending to be alive, but you can’t eat, sleep or work. You desperately want to claw your way out of this obsessive, vegetative state so...
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I already have my ticket. →
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Facebook is using you to guilt me.
A new, fun feature on Facebook:
These boxes appear on the right side of the home page with pictures and messages like:
You haven’t talked on Facebook lately.
Send _______ a message.
Make Facebook better for ________. Write on his/her wall.
Poke ________.
Isn’t this a little Hallmark? Also, I have Facebook so I don’t have to interact with people to keep up with them....
October 2009
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A special thank you.
To our neighbors, who called the police on us last night. We love you as much as you love us!
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Hallmark channel is not my friend.
In order to get to work on time (which I hardly ever do), I have to leave my house by 9 a.m. It takes me about thirty minutes to get ready and during that time I like to watch The Golden Girls.
Until now.
The Hallmark channel, which used to play The Golden Girls from 8 a.m. until the party kids come out of their blackouts, has forsaken me. They’ve sold their 8-9 slot to infomercials. Now...
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Jaws XII - Cannibal Shark →
A giant shark in Australia. Hoax or not?
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encore.
Yes, we all know there’s a new CNN. Nobody is clapping though, so you can stop the repeated curtain calls.
http://www.cnn.com
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Watch
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rapture or raptor?
i doubt i would survive either.
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where the wild things are
the movie was beautiful, creative and nostalgic. and the music was amazing.
but i left feeling a little sad, when i thought i should feel happy.
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went to NYC. came back with tumblr.
Let’s do this thing.